Last  night I dreamt I had a boyfriend.  He was at my house and things were going well (we fucked a lot) but then his little brother came over, went into my room, stole two of my necklaces and claimed them as his own.  I yelled at him and hit him because they were my necklaces.  My boyfriend then broke up with me because I was mean to his little brother.  

My dreams are way more interesting than life right now.